LOTTERY PREDICTOR V1.5
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Nick Ferguson 30/3/98

Here are some dubious Q & A's that you might find interesting.
Yes, I made them all up...


Q: Why should I use this small and faintly pathetic program?

A: Choosing the same lotto numbers every draw is risky - what would
   you do if you forgot to buy a ticket and then your numbers
   came up? Lessen your risk of suicide/chronic depression by
   ensuring that every draw your numbers are different!


Q: Why is this written for DOS?

A: Because I can't write Windows applications yet.


Q: Did you really write this yourself?

A: Erm, well, the bare bones of it are from C for Dummies, but
   I wrote the number-sorting part myself :-) Hey, I UNDERSTAND
   all of it, yeah?


Q: C'mon. Why did you post this?

A: Um. Ah. OK, sentimental reasons? Personal vanity? Attention?


Q: You pathetic loser. How can I flame you?

A: nickf@saqnet.co.uk


Q: Do you really want 50% of my lottery wins?

A: Sure I do!


Q: Right, tell me a joke so that downloading this wasn't a total
   waste of my time.

A: This program took me 2 hours to write.


Q: Can I see the source code?

A: No! It's mine! (only kidding)


Q: Will this work for any lottery?

A: Only the British National Lottery as far as I can tell. If you
   want a lottery program for your country's lottery, tell me how it
   works (how many numbers, their range, etc) - I can easily make a
   version of this program for you.


Q: Are you typing this nonsense because you're bored?

A: Quite probably...