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From: matth@bellatlantic.net (Matthew Hulett)
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Subject: A Joke....
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 13:02:35 GMT
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   Well, it is so quiet around here, I figured I would post a joke.
Remember, it is just a joke!   I found it on the internet, and my
friends and I got quite a laugh...        


TOP 10 REASONS BEER IS BETTER THAN RELIGION
                                    

           REASON #10.
                       .... 
                          No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
           REASON # 9.
                       .... 
                          Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
           REASON # 8.
                       .... 
                          Beer has never caused a major war.
           REASON # 7.
                       .... 
                          They don't force beer on minors who
                          can't   think for themselves.
           REASON # 6.
                       .... 
                          When you have a beer - you don't knock
                          on  people's doors trying to give it away!!!
           REASON # 5.
                       .... 
                          Nobodys has ever been burned at the
                         stake,  hanged or tortured over his/her
                         brand of beer.
           REASON # 4.
                       .... 
                          You don't have to wait 2000+ years for
                          a  second beer.
           REASON # 3.
                       .... 
                          There are laws saying beer labels can't lie
                           to   you.
           REASON # 2.
                       .... 
                          You can prove you have a beer.
           REASON # 1.
                       .... 
                          If you have devoted your life to beer,
                          there  are groups to help you stop.

   I hope you are laughing, no debates, please! [LOL]

-Matt