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From: Darco <rquat@mail.datasys.net>
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Subject: Lets TRY to keep on topic
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 19:35:28 -0400
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Funny, yes. But this is a Yaroze channel! I don't mind really, it was
pretty funny but thats not the point. :) Lets try to keep on topic.

Beer speed, my son. :P

Matthew Hulett wrote:
> 
>    Well, it is so quiet around here, I figured I would post a joke.
> Remember, it is just a joke!   I found it on the internet, and my
> friends and I got quite a laugh...
> 
> TOP 10 REASONS BEER IS BETTER THAN RELIGION
> 
> 
>            REASON #10.
>                        ....
>                           No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
>            REASON # 9.
>                        ....
>                           Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
>            REASON # 8.
>                        ....
>                           Beer has never caused a major war.
>            REASON # 7.
>                        ....
>                           They don't force beer on minors who
>                           can't   think for themselves.
>            REASON # 6.
>                        ....
>                           When you have a beer - you don't knock
>                           on  people's doors trying to give it away!!!
>            REASON # 5.
>                        ....
>                           Nobodys has ever been burned at the
>                          stake,  hanged or tortured over his/her
>                          brand of beer.
>            REASON # 4.
>                        ....
>                           You don't have to wait 2000+ years for
>                           a  second beer.
>            REASON # 3.
>                        ....
>                           There are laws saying beer labels can't lie
>                            to   you.
>            REASON # 2.
>                        ....
>                           You can prove you have a beer.
>            REASON # 1.
>                        ....
>                           If you have devoted your life to beer,
>                           there  are groups to help you stop.
> 
>    I hope you are laughing, no debates, please! [LOL]
> 
> -Matt

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