Path: chuka.playstation.co.uk!news From: James Shaughnessy Newsgroups: scee.yaroze.freetalk.english Subject: Re: Poetry Date: Tue, 22 Sep 1998 21:51:09 +0100 Organization: PlayStation Net Yaroze (SCEE) Lines: 28 Message-ID: <36080DBD.7798@manc.u-net.com> References: <36081047.10794502@news.playstation.co.uk> Reply-To: james@manc.u-net.com NNTP-Posting-Host: manc.u-net.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (Win95; I) My Poem: "He's just an average guy, with an average job. He's your average white, suburbabite slob. He likes football, and porno, and films about war. He's got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor. BUT SOMETIMES THAT'S JUST, NOT ENOUGH, TO KEEP A MAN LIKE HIM INTERESTED, OH NO, NO WAY, AH AHHHH! So he knocks back some drinks, as he props up the bar! And he JANGLES his KEYS, as he gets in his CAR! He's an asshole.........!" Actually it's by Denis Leary (no not DEnis Leary...) but I think you see what I'm getting at. It's from the old Holsten Pils anti-drink- driving ads based on his own classic. Oh and it's a song, not a poem. Can't write poems -- are they supported by the Net Yaroze libs? Jim Oh and Tanvir, EVERYONE knows what Emag means... except me, but then I was originally going to call *my* company "Skcollob Design". Ho hum. -- ----------------------------------------- James Shaughnessy james@manc.u-net.com http://www.netyaroze-europe.com/~shaughnj -----------------------------------------