Path: chuka.playstation.co.uk!macsuppor From: macsuppor@a1.nl (DEnnis Brinkhuis) Newsgroups: scee.yaroze.freetalk.english Subject: Re: That'll be five of your pounds, sir (snigger!)..... Date: Wed, 4 Nov 1998 08:15:07 +0100 Organization: Debri Productions Lines: 46 Message-ID: <1dhyl1p.1joz4g71k7h0emN@a1-88-123.a1.nl> References: <71ld42$9iv7@chuka.playstation.co.uk> <363F14AC.41ED@manc.u-net.com> <71nq8t$9iv13@chuka.playstation.co.uk> NNTP-Posting-Host: a1-88-123.a1.nl X-Newsreader: MacSOUP 2.3 Tones wrote: > I wrote this : > >> PS. I heard a joke today, but it might me a little crude to put > >> here. You might know it - it involves 2 nuns, a bath, and...... > >> You'll probably remember it now!!!! Took me AGES to work it out!!!;) > > James wrote this : > > > >Nun 1: Where's the soap? > >Nun 2: Yes it does. > > > >I take it you mean that one? :-P > > > >Jim ;-) > > Chortle! Chortle!!!! > > That is indeed the one.....! > > Tones 8) Just cut the crap and tell it.. I want to know it to. Here is one of my jokes: In a black african tribe a child is born. When the husband sees the child, it appeirs to be a white kid. So the husband goes to the town priest, who is the only white man in the village. the husband said: what is this, a white child?? and you are the only white man around. The town priest starts to sweat and turs red. He looks around and see's a group of sheep. All sheep are white except one that is black. Well the priest starts to explain: Nature can have some odd twists, look at those sheep, all withe but one black. The husband thinks a few seconds and said: Ok, I get your point. If you keep your mouth shut about the black sheep, I won't say anything about the white kid. (it's a dutch joke and I hope I translated well) DEnnis..