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From: debri@dds.nl (DEnnis Brinkhuis)
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Subject: Re: ECTS Meeting
Date: Fri, 3 Sep 1999 13:16:43 +0200
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> > Mike, who applied for and got "Mr Mike Hatfield, Playstation, Press"...!
> >
> >


I wonder how long it will take before they find out about our scam...
Next year I will sign in for a "Cris Deering from SCEE" card or a "Peter
Molyneux from Lionhead" card.
Or what about "Bill Clinton of Spicybyte". Or "Mr. Blobby of ScrewUp".
Any other sugestions?
This Year I'm pleased with my "Lekker Ding" (Super Hunk in dutch) card.

Hmmm.... idea's turn up in me head..

Mr. Mercedes Benz     from     Honda cycles
Mr. Visn Chips        from     McDonalds
Mr. Bill Gates        from     Apple Computers
Mr. Steve Jobs        from     Microsoft
Mr. Crash Bandicoot   from     Marioland
Mr. Vanessa Williams  from     Elite Models
Mr. La La             from     Teletubbies
Mr. Bite Me           from     Dogshit


Any other idea's?
(I suppose if we'll try this next year, they won't give us badges)


Can you imagine....

Mary:   "George, I'm making up a visitors-list"

George: "What about it?"

Mary:   "Well, it seems that we send some blokes multiple cards"

George: "What do you mean? 
George: "We only post one card on one name to one adress"

Mary:   "I know."
Mary:   "Some people have asked to sent a card to different adresses"

George: "That's possible, 2 people can have identical names"

Mary:   "I understand, but...."
Mary:   "One sir BILL GATES recieved 253 badges..."
Mary:   "..on 253 different adresses devided over 12 countries"
Mary:   "And he seems to work for over 120 different companies"

George: "Well, he could be a very populair guy..."
George: "But personally I think we're being scammed!!"

Mary:   "Oh now... Do you think we sent badges to... STUDENTS?"

George: "I'm afraid so, better cancel all the badgenumbers."

Mary:   "One of the Bill's seems to be a special guest from the US"

George: "Better cancel his card as well, we can't take any risk"



DEnnis....