Path: chuka.playstation.co.uk!news From: Omar Metwally Newsgroups: scee.yaroze.freetalk.english Subject: funny story Date: Wed, 21 Apr 2004 23:20:41 -0400 Organization: PlayStation Net Yaroze (SCEE) Lines: 21 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: pcp05305579pcs.wanarb01.mi.comcast.net Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; U; PPC Mac OS X Mach-O; en-US; rv:1.4) Gecko/20030624 Netscape/7.1 X-Accept-Language: en-us, en this actually happened to me a few weeks ago, so i thought i would share and give everyone a good laugh (and i'm sorry it's sort of crude humor). i sent it out on the yaroze email group, but i think it's dysfunctional now, so i posted it here. i accidentally clogged the kitchen drain in my apartment by dumping too much rice in it, so i called the maintenence guy of the building to check it out. so he knocks on my door the next day when i'm studying, and i let him in and he starts working. when he finally finishes, he starts to explain to me how they usually fix this type of problem: "basically, we go all the way up to the 28th floor and just dump an orgasm through the pipes to remove all the blockage. that usually fixes everything." and i'm thinking to myself: "how can you put an orgasm in a pipe...?" i'm trying my hardest not to laugh in his face, and 10 seconds later he says: "woops! did i say orgasm? i meant enzyme." close enough, i guess -omar