Holland or the Netherlands - little country sharing borders with
Germany, Belgium and in a way the UK (if you don't mind swimming)
People (called Dutch) are considered harmless.

Inhabitant: around 15 million
Main Capital: Amsterdam

Biggest export products: Heineken Beer, Flowers, Cheese,
Supermarkets, more Cheese

Famous for: 17th Century Painting, Speed Skating and Cheese

Infamous for: Legal possesion of soft-drugs and Cheese