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Bill
Gates Afterlife
Bill Gates' Afterlife
Bill Gates dies and is at the pearly gates talking
with Saint Peter. Saint Peter says, "Bill, you've
done some wonderful things in your life and have
earned the right to choose where you'll spend the
rest of eternity. You can choose between Heaven
or Hell, but choose wisely."
Bill looks over Saint Peter's shoulder between the
pearly gates and sees nothing but a lush green
meadow. Deciding to heed Saint Peter's words, Bill
asks if he could take a look at Hell. Saint Peter
agrees and sends Bill to Hell.
The Devil greets Bill at the gates of Hell and he
is immediately taken aback. Much to his surprise,
there's one heck of a party going on. People are
dancing, the alcohol is flowing, music is non-stop
and everyone is having a blast.
Bill returns to Heaven to again discuss his
decision with Saint Peter. He again looks over
Saint Peter's shoulder and sees only a lush green
meadow. Bill says to Saint Peter, "I've put a lot
of thought into this decision and it may sound
foolish, but I'd like to spend the rest of
eternity in Hell." Saint Peter fulfills Bill's
request and returns him to Hell.
When Bill gets back to Hell there's been a big
change. People are writhing in agony, flames are
burning, moans of pain and despair are everywhere.
Bill, being quite shocked at the sight asks the
Devil, "What happened?? I was just down here a
little while ago and everyone was having a great
time!"
The Devil says, "Oh that... That was just the
demo!
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